Dockers Knockers Miss the Point

Dockers Knockers Miss the Point

The One-Eyed Purple People Eater     The knockers were out for Freo after the Dockers lost both finals to tumble out of the 2014 premiership race. But TOEPPE for one believes the Purple was brave throughout and circumstance more than anything conspired to...
The Purple Aim for a Swan Song

The Purple Aim for a Swan Song

    The One-Eyed Purple People Eater   Freo has flown under the radar on their way to the AFL finals, but at the weekend burst spectacularly into calculations for a second tilt at that elusive first flag, with a dominant performance over a very good...
TOEPPE Asks, Do Umpires Need Umpiring?

TOEPPE Asks, Do Umpires Need Umpiring?

The One-Eyed Purple People Eater   As an outsider from another planet, TOEPPE sometimes struggles to understand local customs like the one that prevents this country’s football media from saying anything about appallingly lop-sided umpiring. On Saturday against...
Purple Momentum Building

Purple Momentum Building

    The One-Eyed Purple People Eater   An ability to see into the future is not one of the recognised skills of creatures from the Planet Purplonia, from where TOEPPE hails. But it’s long been thought that certain individuals among the population hold...
Can Pav’s 300th Game Spark Up the Purple?

Can Pav’s 300th Game Spark Up the Purple?

    The One-Eyed Purple People Eater   TOEPPE has been out of action for the past month and in that time The Purple has managed just one win, significantly against the Evils, who up until the weekend had strung together four humiliating defeats. So, at...
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